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by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009
Get the GUNTCUSSION mug.by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009
Get the GUNTCUSSION mug.a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit
WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
Get the GUNT RASH mug.SOME SICK BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN WEAR SPANDEX,, AND SHORT SHIRT,, AND THEN HAS THE BSALLS TO LOOK YOU IN THE STRANGELY IF YOU DARE TO LOOK AT HER WITH DISGUST
WAND{EYES WIDE} ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BORROW MY PINK WAIST LENGTH SHIRT?
NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??
MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??
MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
Get the GUNT FLAUNTING mug.WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP
dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
Get the DIRTY GUNTCHEZ mug.A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION
I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????
MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE
MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009
Get the GUNT GRUDGE mug.A GREENISH SLIMY SUBSTANCE FOUND HANGING FROM AN UNWASHED GUNT, A PUTRID SMELLY MUCUS THAT GLEEMS FROM THE GUNT, HANGS LIKE FLEM
HOLY FUCK!!! ,, WHAT'S THAT SHIT ON THE FLOOR , WATCH YOUR STEP ,, IT HAS THE STENCH OF GUNT GRUNGE!!!=
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009
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