WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN
WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK
HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009
1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE
2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009
A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS
YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?
OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!
HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!
OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!
HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 03, 2009
a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit
WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 07, 2009
Love is what i have in my heart for you
Overpowering all bad things in my world is the good i get from yours
Vibrant is what our love is about ... alive with passion
Extra special is how you make me feel
Ass is what i call you lol
Gratitude is what i have for having met you
Everything is what i want to experience with you, no matter what it is, it'll be new and loving
Overpowering all bad things in my world is the good i get from yours
Vibrant is what our love is about ... alive with passion
Extra special is how you make me feel
Ass is what i call you lol
Gratitude is what i have for having met you
Everything is what i want to experience with you, no matter what it is, it'll be new and loving
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 28, 2009
1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs
2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers
3. rug buned dick
2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers
3. rug buned dick
hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky
wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair
my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair
my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 17, 2009