Dpcx Alpha Male's definitions

pigskin pussy

1. when a broad has one of theose slimmey clammy cunts,that looks dead and devours cocks like a venus flytrap

2. when a shaved pussy resembles a bowl of pork rinds

3. her pussy reminded me of 3 pounds of head cheese left out in the sun for a few hours

man i had my cock in a chick with pigskin pussy, the labia had like thorns and ratty hairs and shit,, was like fucking a sty!!

hey man,, i just fucked a chick with pigskin pussy she told me the jets would win if i did man did i get fucked big time, reminded me of a bowl of pork rinds !!

jesus ,, did you get a wiff of that pussy, reminded me of old head cheese

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

LOVEAGE

Love is what i have in my heart for you

Overpowering all bad things in my world is the good i get from yours

Vibrant is what our love is about ... alive with passion

Extra special is how you make me feel

Ass is what i call you lol

Gratitude is what i have for having met you

Everything is what i want to experience with you, no matter what it is, it'll be new and loving

that is what Loveage is all about

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 27, 2009

GUNT MANGLER

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING

HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

GUNT MANGLING

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS

HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

GUNT GRUDGE

A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION

I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????

MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

GUNT GRUNGE

A GREENISH SLIMY SUBSTANCE FOUND HANGING FROM AN UNWASHED GUNT, A PUTRID SMELLY MUCUS THAT GLEEMS FROM THE GUNT, HANGS LIKE FLEM

HOLY FUCK!!! ,, WHAT'S THAT SHIT ON THE FLOOR , WATCH YOUR STEP ,, IT HAS THE STENCH OF GUNT GRUNGE!!!=

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009