rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

GUNTCRETE

1. HARDENED GUNT CHEESE THAT COVERS THEN GUNT AND NEEDS TO BE BROKEN OFF WITH A CHIPPING GUN/JACKHAMMER

2. A SELF DEFENSE SLIME THAT THE GUNT OOZES OUT AND COVERS ITSELF

HOLY SHIT THAT GUNTCRETE IS SOME TOUGH SHIT TO CRACK

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009

DERANGED DICK

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS

YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009

TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION

TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.

MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009

GUNT FLAUNTING

SOME SICK BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN WEAR SPANDEX,, AND SHORT SHIRT,, AND THEN HAS THE BSALLS TO LOOK YOU IN THE STRANGELY IF YOU DARE TO LOOK AT HER WITH DISGUST

WAND{EYES WIDE} ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BORROW MY PINK WAIST LENGTH SHIRT?

NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??

MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 07, 2009

GUNTCUSSION

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION

WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009

GUNT GRUDGE

A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION

I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????

MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009