Definitions by Down with the mortis

Thailand Traffic Jam 

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.

“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”

Thailand Traffic Jam by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Italian Icicle 

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

Italian Icicle by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025