Douglas Voorhees's definitions

clam

1) the coolest underwater sea creature ever!!
2) one of the funniest words ever
3) adjective used to describe a cool or hip person

"I love clams, so i dont eat clam chowder"

Person 1: "Wanna hear something funny?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 1: "CLAMS!"

Quinn: " Wow Jake is so cool"
Ray: " Yea he is without a doubt, a clam"

by Douglas Voorhees December 28, 2008