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The Dirty Mustaine

When you break up with a girl a few days before you are going to get married and spend the next 30 years writing songs about her.

yo did yo hear that David is planning on giving his girl The Dirty Mustaine?

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“I thought Danny Gonzales was really cool until I learned that he wasn’t real” :(

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