Paleodouche

A person who talks about nothing but Paleo diets and/or Crossfit. Will continually berate you for eating cheese.

Said person also without the realization that the paleolithic period spanned a 2.5 million years. Douche.
Allergy Sufferers and Paleodouche Warning: Our products may contain nuts and seeds, which are life threatening for one and fucking stupid for the other.
by Dougal Hassellhoff July 24, 2014
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