1 definition by Doug Parkinson

-verb (without object)
1. To walk on gravel
2. To vacate a premise in a timely manner by traveling across gravel.
i.e. While playing in the park, my 3'7 midget friend and I began to mether back to the car to make the 7:00 appointment with the Siamese twins transvestites.
by Doug Parkinson February 7, 2008
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