Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins

Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin

by Double triple July 25, 2016

sticky toffee

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut

That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

by Double triple May 06, 2016