Noun- A novice who exists mostly in the 3rd dimension, where they chant strange incantations and mist lavender everywhere. They wear strange ill fitting, mostly drab garb.r
Quintard’s claim they have the ability to read minds, unfortunately they cannot read the label on a wine bottle. They also proclaim to harness energy from supposed magic crystals but these powers can be blocked with an amulet that blocks communist evil. Quintard’s can also clear a room with their lack of personality and strange mannerism’s.
Avoid interaction or the hiring of Quintard’s.
Quintard’s claim they have the ability to read minds, unfortunately they cannot read the label on a wine bottle. They also proclaim to harness energy from supposed magic crystals but these powers can be blocked with an amulet that blocks communist evil. Quintard’s can also clear a room with their lack of personality and strange mannerism’s.
Avoid interaction or the hiring of Quintard’s.
“Bro, this Quintard came into my suite and just stood there. It liked totally freaked out my guests and made small children cry.”
by Doris the Finkasauras December 20, 2022