Doofus Mahoofus's definitions

maize nigger

Synonymous with res baby. The people we used to call Indians before we got all PC.

"So this Indian guy --" "Wait. Maize nigger or Slurpee nigger?"

by Doofus Mahoofus April 27, 2009

slurpee nigger

A person of Indian descent, that is, a "dots not feathers" Indian.

"So this Indian guy --" "Slurpee nigger or maize nigger?"

by Doofus Mahoofus April 27, 2009

res baby

Pronounced "rez baby", an Indian, especially one from an actual Indian Reservation.

"So this Indian-" "Slurpee nigger or maize nigger?" "A res baby".

by Doofus Mahoofus April 27, 2009