1 definition by Doodle Bop
Is an acronym for Women Of Menopause. These women are typically in their 50's. They tend to be super sweet but then suddenly rip your head off for no apparent reason. The worse part is that they are always messing with the thermostat and never can agree with the weather. It could be 5 degrees bellow zero and they'll be over at the wall turing the damn AC on, whilst everyone else in the room/house has beanies and jackets on trying not to get hypothermia. They also have to go around acting like they must be pregnant because they haven't had their period in a couple months, which is clearly impossible because they haven't put out in months maybe even years. The only explanation for this fantasy is their denial of their age and the fact that they are now able to receive the senior discount at Ross Dress for Less.
Student "Excuse me Mrs. Smith, do you have a moment?
Mrs. Smith "Of course I do sweetie, what can I help you with."
Student "I would like to verify the time of the exam, the only time that is posted for the test is on the calendar and it says 10am, but some...."
Mrs. Smith "GOSH DAMIT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO FOLLOW THE CALENDAR!!"
Student to another Student "Yep Mrs. Smith is defiantly a WOM, she had me fooled for a minute."
Mrs. Smith "Of course I do sweetie, what can I help you with."
Student "I would like to verify the time of the exam, the only time that is posted for the test is on the calendar and it says 10am, but some...."
Mrs. Smith "GOSH DAMIT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO FOLLOW THE CALENDAR!!"
Student to another Student "Yep Mrs. Smith is defiantly a WOM, she had me fooled for a minute."
by Doodle Bop February 26, 2015