Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Fart Fetish

A rather bizarre activity in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and fap to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even advice columnist Dan Savage is adamently against it.

Lisa:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.
Matt: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.

by Donna Louisa October 02, 2010

Britney Spears

A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.

Britney Spears epitomizes what's wrong with America's celebrity madness. Any idiot like her or Palin makes waves. What's next? Is Britney going to perform a well publicized cake fart?

by Donna Louisa December 19, 2010