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time is a bloody
annoying
thing so it shouldn't be real
school
starts at 8:30
school
wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing
Jim
:I'm going to die
Mike
: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim
dies because liver absuses
Time
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Donald Trump Dude
November 6, 2018