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Definitions by Donaja Marjun

Broken Whoopee Cushion 

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.
PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

Mimphies 

Mind controlling Breasts that is irresistible to look away or even deny the command of the beholder.
*Beach Party
Lady 1: "Girl, show of them Mimphies and get us some free drinks!"
Lady 2: *Takes off towel
Guy: "Hey, wanna drink?"
(then a of crowd of men swarm by)
Lady 2: "First the Beach, Tomorrow the World!"
Mimphies by Donaja Marjun June 2, 2017