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Dyslabexic

(v) Dyslabexic, to suffer from Dyslabexia.
Rachel Reeves doesn't realise she is Dislabexic, and sadly we are all paying the price for this.

Labour governments are considered economically incontinent, spending far more than the country can afford, not realising they are dyslabexic.
by Don Touch September 9, 2025
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Dyslabexia

Dyslabexia signifies the misconceptions surrounding economic policies and how unintended consquences can't be foreseen, much like how dyslexia affects reading and comprehension.
Left wing governments are often accussed of suffering from collective bouts of dyslabexia in their pursuit of econcomic growth.
by Don Touch September 8, 2025
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Graunchy

graunchy adj. /ˈɡrɔ n.tʃi/

Onomatopoeic. Describing a harsh, gravelly, crunching sound or sensation, especially one that evokes discomfort or friction, like bone grinding against bone or walking on loose gravel.

Often used to describe mechanical or bodily movements that produce an unpleasant grinding noise or feeling.
"As he crouched down, his knees made a graunchy sound that echoed like gravel being crushed underfoot
by Don Touch October 18, 2025
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