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The John
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An
alcoholic
drink made from combining diet
coke
with
cheap
tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.
I passed out in a
puddle
of vomit because I was
drinking
the
Johns
all night.
The John
by
Don Lemmings
October 24, 2017
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