Definitions by Don’t use your real name.

Elizabeth 

Elizabeth is someone who can find the good in everything and everyone. Someone who wants to be loved but can’t find it when she wants it so much. She is insecure at times but can always find love for herself. Elizabeth doesn’t want to be put down by her friends but is a lot. This makes her feel wanted and she needs lots of reassurance. Elizabeth wants to explore the world more then anything

Boy: “Wow! Look at Elizabeth.”
Girl: “Sometimes I want the heart Elizabeth has.”

Elizabeth by Don’t use your real name. December 17, 2019

Adam 

Tall, caring and funny, but kinda hard on the eyes. He’s sometimes boring to talk to, but that’s just because he’s not very interesting. I love him though. Big advocate for gay rights. It might be the only thing he actually has an opinion on, actually.

Person a: ‘Wow, look at that fuckin’ queer. He looks basic af.’
Person b: ‘Oh gurl, you know.’
Person a: ‘Adam?’
Person b: ‘Adam.’

Adam by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

Studying 

The thing teenage boys tell they’re moms their doing when there jacking off.

Mom: “Honey I’m coming in to your room because off laundry!”
Honey: “No mom fuck off I’m, studying!!”

Studying by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

Cermet 

Best doggo. Needs lot of feed and lost of watair and even MOAR CHICKAIN. Always wants anttention and is prone to crying. Make sure to let yur squaremet make frens with other doggo named Paesh and Marpel.

Cermet: Hello am Cermet am need chickain and love from humAN jenna
The entire internet: Fuck yes

Cermet by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018