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Definitions by Don't use your real name. 69

August 16th 

Hey Samantha I know we are only in 2nd grade but its August 16th!
What my life is a big oof I got banned off roblox.
Me and little jimmy were playing roblox and the next morning I was banned. It was a big oof and I had suicidal thoughts for awhile. So I slept with Jimmy’s dad which I ended his dads life. Because we had gay anal sex for 10 hours straight and he didn’t say no homo. What a faggot.
Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial
Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!

Give me a hug

When someone asks you to give them a hug.
When you give the old man a taco. Then he says give me a hug and while your hugging him. He takes your wallet.