Definitions by Don't swear at me!

Futardunt 

Fucking Retarded Cunt

Wow, that Chris sure is a Futardunt.....

Futardunt by Don't swear at me! October 5, 2023

Volksy poof 

One who loves his volkswagon, but is clearly a butt fucking fairy man.

Chris: Look at my new Volksy.

Passer by: Your a Volksy poof!

Volksy poof by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

Monkey fiddler 

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.

That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!

Monkey fiddler by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010