Migget

Someone who is such a midget that, from afar, they resemble a chicken nugget.

Kid 1: "Yooo I can see Mo over by the swings"
Kid 2:" wait no, that's not a person"
Kid 1: "Nahh it's him--he's just a miget"

Kid 1: "Yoooo. Can I get a 5 piece chicken nugget meal?"
McDonald's Employee: "You mean a 5 piece migget?"
Kid 1: "ye, my bad. Them miggets short as hell"
McDonald's Employee: "You with the shiz?"
Kid 1: "Nahhh imma dog walk your ass"