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Danish Smudge
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When you wipe
your ass
after
taking a shit
but the
tissue
breaks so you wipe your finger on the nearest surface
The toilet
tissue
malfunctioned so I had to do the danish
smudge
Danish Smudge
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DominoLFG
June 13, 2026
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