Definitions by Dom and Andy

Clam Splitter 

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

Clam Splitter by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006