Dog talk's definitions
An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.
-A suicide chump!
-A suicide chump!
by Dog talk November 18, 2010
Get the Suicide Chumpmug.