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Freaky Neeky

One who goes by Dominique in the day and Dominatrix by night and can freak a leak like no other and get right back up and get his eagle on girl. He finds pleasure in pleasuring cows and other critters, but mostly cows. He has great graphic tees. He works to spread his love of dog porn throughout his apartment and has a never ending supplies of scooby snacks and dentist-sample individually-wrapped gum. What's not to love?

"I hid my scooby snacks, but I'll show you where they are."
"I can get more gum from my dad."
"Now I'll just glove up and put my hand right on up this cow's rear end."
"Don't call me Freaky Neeky."

by Dog Yoga September 22, 2011