Bunch of teenagers who think they're hard because they bought drugs off Dodgy Dan but we all know it was just stinging nettles laced with weed killer. Also the school is fucked due to a change in management. Friday nights are the only time of the week when external observers can judge the town as objectively normal
by Dodgy Dan July 10, 2019
I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.
by Dodgy Dan June 20, 2022