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Italian surname of some amazing people who cannot be named due to Urban Dictionary's character limits. But rest-assured if you meet a Moschella, you are in for a treat.
Girl 1) I met this new guy, his name is Moschella.
Girl 2) You met a Moschella? I'm so jealous. Can I have sloppy seconds?
Girl 1) He's a Moschella, he'll probably let you join.
Girl 2) I knew I loved you.
Girl 1) It's not me you love, it's Moschella.
Girl 2) So true.
by Doctor Seven November 11, 2012

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Nickname for San Francisco 49ers quartersback Colin Kaepernick.

Pronounced like "cap."

Often confused with Kap, which is the incorrect used of Kaepernick's nickname.
Guy 1: Did you see the Niners game yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, Kaep really shit the bed. I don't know why San Fran can't beat the Rams.
by Doctor Seven January 25, 2013

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Incorrect spelling for the nickname of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Used mostly by fair weather 49er fans, fans of other NFL teams, and women.

The correct spelling is "Kaep."
Guy 1: Dude, I'm getting sick of these bitches jumping on the Niners bandwagon.
Guy 2: For real. They keep spelling Kaep as KAP like the clueless buttholes they are.
by Doctor Seven January 25, 2013

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