Definitions by Doctor NipSlip
Titquake
Noun:
A catastrophic mammary event. Can occur naturally or be man-made; motorboating remains the leading man-made cause. Survivors report a low rumble followed by total chaos. Measured on the Titter scale from 1 to 10. Titquakes registering above a 7 have been known to knock pictures off walls and silence entire rooms. When epicenters occur near open water, titnamis may follow and remain nearly impossible to predict, even with early warning systems.
A catastrophic mammary event. Can occur naturally or be man-made; motorboating remains the leading man-made cause. Survivors report a low rumble followed by total chaos. Measured on the Titter scale from 1 to 10. Titquakes registering above a 7 have been known to knock pictures off walls and silence entire rooms. When epicenters occur near open water, titnamis may follow and remain nearly impossible to predict, even with early warning systems.
Titquake by Doctor NipSlip July 24, 2026