Definitions by Doctor Ass!

dadball 

The sport in which two grown men argue about their son being more talented than the other.

Originated on November 13th when two refrigerator magnets were formed to make the word "dadball". The creators then proceeded to rofl, literally.

The act of dadball:
Dad #1: "My son's in all honors classes!"
Dad #2: "My son's not a fat fuck!"

dadball by Doctor Ass! November 19, 2010

Sweast 

When you sweat like crazy from your chest after you drink a large amount of coffee and hair grows half a centimeter every time this happens.

A combination of sweat and chest.

"Dude I've got some crazy "sweast" goin' on right now."

Sweast by Doctor Ass! April 1, 2010