Doc Fitz's definitions

Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Screwing off, slacking, etc.

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

by Doc Fitz March 2, 2019

A Three Rivers

An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.

Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.

by Doc Fitz September 18, 2020