Definitions by Doc Fitz

A Three Rivers 

An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.

Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.

A Three Rivers by Doc Fitz September 18, 2020

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Screwing off, slacking, etc.

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog by Doc Fitz March 2, 2019

Pop Tarts from your Uncle 

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

Pop Tarts from your Uncle by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019