Definitions by Dix Fix
spider bark
To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
spider bark by Dix Fix July 19, 2018
throwing a jeb
While listening to a fetus heart which beats at a much faster rate, one would say, "you are probably matching that heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that. Calm down, everything is alright."
throwing a jeb by Dix Fix October 5, 2017