Definitions by Disco duck
Scuffle Coat
The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.
Scuffle Coat by Disco duck January 16, 2016
Coatus Interruptus
When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.
"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"
"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."
"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"
"Well, better to be safe than sorry."
"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."
"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"
"Well, better to be safe than sorry."
Coatus Interruptus by Disco duck March 18, 2014