Definitions by Discharge Dan

Dapsag 

The combination of the terms dapper and saggy.

The ability to dress comfortably whilst still looking dapper as fuck.

What's the dress code?" "Dapsag will do mate. We gotta get some sweet poon!

Dapsag by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011

Nut Roast 

The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!

That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!

Nut Roast by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011