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A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.
"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."
by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020
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