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Definitions by Disappointed Mr. Hanky

Champagne Shower 

The act of your partner ejaculating into the air as if they are popping a celebratory champagne bottle. Your partner then attempts to receive the cum in the air with a "yummm yumm yumm" sound as though they are a goldfish feeding on tasty food flakes.

A golden champagne shower is when the giver has eaten pinapple prior to the act.
After brunch & those mimosas I gave that bitch a champagne shower.