AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 06, 2019

Haking

When you have a ghost do a visual task for you on among us, to make it look like you did it

How did you do astriods? You must be haking. Reported!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 27, 2021

Fein

A Travis Scott song that middle schoolers are obsessed with

My students: Fein fein fein fein fein
Me: I’m tired of hearing about Travis Scott’s horrible song fein

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 09, 2024

Ziggurat

A rat that zig-zags

We learned about ziggurats in history today

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx May 30, 2019

Entryway termination

The technical term for doors being locked

Attention all shoppers, entryway termination will be committed in 30 minutes. Please bring all your final purchases to the front at this time!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 29, 2021

Big Brother

My whole summer

Shit I’m so excited for Big Brother premiering on Tuesday ayyyy

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx June 23, 2019

#2pisspiles

When you get out of the shower and wrap your towel around u and squat or lay under your bed. U then lay there for 2 hours and just piss everywhere. Then proceed to blame the piss on the dogs and have the cleaner clean it up. Your lil sister does the same

There’s an instance of #2pisspiles in the bedroom upstairs.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 11, 2019