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Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.

That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton

by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021

When a guy swirl poops in a toilet then takes his partners head and rubs it around the toilet while she sings the Egyptian proficies while he performs oral anus eating

He made me moan like a Egyptian genie while giving me the Egyptian toilet swirl

by Dirty cocker6969 December 03, 2014

Buy a Egyptian toilet swirl mug!