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dirty martinez 

When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...

Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!

Or your mom
dirty martinez by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011