Dirty Madmen Mike's definitions
A Tool is one that proceeds to lack the capability of understanding he/she is a dumb ass. Others may think of a tool as one who jerks off randomly with such a fast motion, that you wonder to yourself, "how do they still have skin left?".
Lucas: Man, I cant believe how much of a tool mitch is.
Addison: Ya i know! He is a tool by definition for sure!
Addison: Ya i know! He is a tool by definition for sure!
by Dirty Madmen Mike April 15, 2011
Get the Toolmug.