Eye of the beholder

When someone sees you with the head of your penis sticking out of your boxers.

Guy 1: Dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday!
Guy 2: NO WAY! What did she say?
Guy 1: She stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.

by Dirty Harry999999999999999999 June 23, 2012