Definitions by Dirty Daniel from B'ham

Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

Pig in a Blanket by Dirty Daniel from B'ham May 3, 2011