A Hellbug is a pest classified under the Phylum Helldweller. It is a type of vermin made of Purgatory byproduct and is native to the bowels of hell, fire pit region in NE Washington DC.
The Hellbug is known for nesting in abandoned properties, municipal and residential crawl spaces. Hellbugs engage in a species specific activity known as “floorboarding” while infesting residential structures.
The Hellbug is known for nesting in abandoned properties, municipal and residential crawl spaces. Hellbugs engage in a species specific activity known as “floorboarding” while infesting residential structures.
by Director of Recycling January 24, 2025
One of the Devils spawn. The Hellcarp is spawn if the Devil but also part Helldweller. It is not a full species native to Hell, but is entitled to be there until it’s kicked out which happens frequently.
Hellcarp looks like a cross between an oversized angry Koi Fish and a catfish covered in barnacles.
Hellcarp looks like a cross between an oversized angry Koi Fish and a catfish covered in barnacles.
by Director of Recycling January 26, 2025
A Hellcarp is the illegitimate spawn of Hades and a random Helldweller. It is unwelcome in Hell, but can’t adapt anywhere else. It is the most entitled and dangerous form of Helldweller.
by Director of Recycling January 26, 2025
A Hellcarp is a mythical creature that is half Helldweler and half Devil Spawn. It is described as a koi fish with catfish attributes. The Hellcarp is known for its inability to adapt to the conditions of Hell, but continues to trespass and cause chaos within the realms of Hell.
- The maladaptive features of the Hellcarp are mostly caused by the tendency to host and breed barnacles and other common parasites.
- The maladaptive features of the Hellcarp are mostly caused by the tendency to host and breed barnacles and other common parasites.
“Have you seen Hellcarp? Looks like he’s been in the city, the free clinic downtown has a line out the door.”
by Director of Recycling January 24, 2025