chardleflap

When your sitting on that dick and fanny fart so hard it creates a ripple.

him: Was that an earthquake?
her: No, daddy... it was a chardleflap…
him: Get the fuck out of my house.

by Dink in your Sink October 08, 2019

kerfuddle

When a priest sexually caresses a young child, usually an alter boy.

I watched my son get kerfuddled by the priest... I am the priest.

by Dink in your Sink October 09, 2019

gumbleflump

When you withdraw then give her (or him) a cummy bummy.

Can I go in raw??
Yeah but make sure you gumbleflump, papi.

by Dink in your Sink October 03, 2019