Definitions by Dink in your Sink

kerfuddle 

When a priest sexually caresses a young child, usually an alter boy.

I watched my son get kerfuddled by the priest... I am the priest.

kerfuddle by Dink in your Sink October 9, 2019

chardleflap 

When your sitting on that dick and fanny fart so hard it creates a ripple.

him: Was that an earthquake?
her: No, daddy... it was a chardleflap…
him: Get the fuck out of my house.

chardleflap by Dink in your Sink October 8, 2019

gumbleflump 

When you withdraw then give her (or him) a cummy bummy.

Can I go in raw??
Yeah but make sure you gumbleflump, papi.

gumbleflump by Dink in your Sink October 3, 2019