1 definition by Dildo lovers
A Gauge is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gauge. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gauge dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Have you seen Lizzie today? Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
by Dildo lovers November 19, 2016