Definitions by Diego Brando's left nut

Wajingle 

When someone's ass hair is so thick that any shit, specifically diarrhea, will get immediately strained and filter into pure, drinkable water. Effectively a way of saying someone has thick ass hair.

John: "I have such a bad case of Wajingle, I need to shave so bad."
Peter: "Let me help out bro."

Wajingle by Diego Brando's left nut September 27, 2025