Diedric McSpurglejunken's definitions

Cuntriloquist

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus

"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!

by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Skrunkie

To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.

Wow! Lumpy McLumperton is looking extraordinarily skrunkie today!

by Diedric McSpurglejunken October 18, 2020