Definitions by Diddles Crew

splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

splatter caps by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007

muppet mouth 

When a woman's outer labia come together to cover her inner labia, and resembles the mouth of a muppet.

That girl's pussy looks like a muppet mouth!

muppet mouth by Diddles Crew March 26, 2007