splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.
Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!
by Diddles Crew May 18, 2007
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muppet mouth

When a woman's outer labia come together to cover her inner labia, and resembles the mouth of a muppet.
That girl's pussy looks like a muppet mouth!
by Diddles Crew March 22, 2007
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