Bass snake

A big, fat, throbbing penis.
"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."
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Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.
"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."
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