Definitions by Dickcheese faggot
Calum
Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
Calum by Dickcheese faggot April 30, 2019