1 definition by Dickbutt MICHEAL
The bestest best friend ever, he likes to play video games and touch himself CONSTANTLY. He also excels at making political rants and being not huggable. Definitely Screwable.
Person 1: Hey its my bestest best friend Micheal!
Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!
Woman: *inside banging Micheal*
Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!
Woman: *inside banging Micheal*
by Dickbutt MICHEAL April 6, 2012