The bestest best friend ever, he likes to play video games and touch himself CONSTANTLY. He also excels at making political rants and being not huggable. Definitely Screwable.
Person 1: Hey its my bestest best friend Micheal!
Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!
Woman: *inside banging Micheal*
Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!
Woman: *inside banging Micheal*
by Dickbutt MICHEAL April 06, 2012