Dick Victory's definitions
The Cranston is The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs. Measured 1-3, it's based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. The higher the number (a 3 Cranston), the more space (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). The lower the number, means she's fat and her thighs rub against each other.
by Dick Victory May 19, 2015
Get the The Cranstonmug.