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Definitions by Dick’n the Dirt

Shwiggy Wiggy 

The insatiable excitement one receives in their mind, body and genitals immediately before hooking up with some strange “strange” being defined as a 1st time/ new sexual partner (vagina /penis /other)

(Used interchangeably between both sexes)
I always seem to lose interest in my partner after about three months. I don’t know why, I’m just addicted to that Shwiggy Wiggy. Nothing gets me harder than some strange.

Honey-boy 

A male prostitute: typically a well-hung, handsome looking male; principally reliant upon sex for hire work as a means of employment/ income
The council woman of the Detroit Metropolitan area issued an apology to the public today for using public treasury funds to purchase sex-for-hire honey-boys.

She made the date feel transactional, what does she think I am? A honey-boy? I have feelings, damnit.
Honey-boy by Dick’n the Dirt July 19, 2025